it will be very embarrassing

when your dog goes to shit

and finds the deepest, thickest patch of grass her little nose can detect

which will leave you grimacing

trying to pick through said grass

with a poop scooper.

and minutes later

when you've picked up said shit

as well as blades of grass, leaves, and a twig

the mess of excrement and nature

will look oddly like a lamb-based greek dish.