i ripped one in my office

i was thumbing through a contract proposal, leaned to the left, and let one loose. it was loud and crisp. i'd planned for it to slide out silently, but i must have underestimated the sheer force of the gas.

the real problem is that my office door was open when this happened.

and carol was next door in her office.

she usually speaks to me throughout the day, but after that fart, i've been getting the silent treatment.

the Wizards are about to play and i don't care

first of all, who gives a fine ass about the Bucks?

second, i've grown very apathetic about this whole gilbert saga. he's been medically cleared to play, but isn't going tonight -- or possibly for the rest of the regular season. who knows?

this is like some really fucked up relationship where the girl (team medical staff) cheated and is trying everything to re-build trust. gilbert, recognizing these efforts, and also understanding his superior bargaining power, is eschewing everything . . . like, totally being a dick on the phone and ignoring text messages.

whatever.

*** UPDATE***

oh shit, he just checked in and scored.